This morning, September 8, 2007, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan,
Taliban
Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if
military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off
America's supply of convenience store managers.

The warning further stated that if this action does not yield sufficient
results, cab drivers will be next, followed by AOL customer service
representatives, and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.